Witam serdecznie na moim profilu  należącego do społeczności 
        
         
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(KILKA ŚMIESZNYCH TEKSTÓW)

      Robiliśmy z mężem zakupy w hipermarkecie. Dostrzegliśmy bardzo korzystną promocję papieru toaletowego, którego zawsze używamy. Kupiliśmy dwie zgrzewki (każda po 8 rolek), przy kasie wzięłam je pod pachę. Odchodząc od kasy zauważyłam aptekę. Przypomniało mi się że mam uzupełnić apteczkę więc niewiele myśląc weszłam do apteki i trzymając dwie paki papieru poprosiłam o skuteczny środek na biegunkę. Mina ludzi w aptece bezcenna. YAFUD  

XD

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(KILKA ŚMIESZNYCH TEKSTÓW)
 

Dzisiaj wróciłam do domu z moim chłopakiem. Byliśmy przekonani, że dom jest pusty, więc zaczęliśmy się do siebie dobierać. Jak zaczęło się robić przyjemnie zadzwoniła komórka. SMS od mojej mamy: "Bądź ciszej! Nawet Twój ojciec słyszy, że udajesz" YAFUD

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(TWOJA STARA)


Twojej starej kolana uginają się do tyłu 
Twoja stara goli pięty 
Twoja stara sexy bomba z niewypałem na twarzy

   

twoja stara moczy nogi w czajniku 
twoja stara pierze ubrania w kałuży 
twoja stara wsadza nogi do miski z wodą i krzyczy grzybowa 
twoja stara obraziła się na prezydenta


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OBRAZEK :)


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KOLEJNY OBRAZEK ;)




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