I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
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Top Ten Sue Sylvester Insults (Quickie)
#2
Suggested by
drewbrown
"You don't deserve the power of Madonna. Simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate."
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#3
Suggested by
Angeline Garcia
"I thought I smelt the cookies wafting from the ovens from elves in your hair."
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#4
Suggested by
Angeline Garcia
"Gay kid, Asian, other Asian, Uretha."
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#5
Suggested by
drewbrown
" I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face"
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#6
Suggested by
yourbestfriend
I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting
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#7
Suggested by
drewbrown
"Those are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage our able-bodied students from getting their proper exercise by using the stairs!"
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#8
Suggested by
yourbestfriend
You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
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#9
Suggested by
drewbrown
" I'm actually very proud of you, twinkle tush. You're a real trailblazer. You know, it used to be that just straight ex-football players would lurk the halls of high schools after graduation. But you
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#10
Suggested by
drewbrown
"No. I won't be burying any hatchet. Unless I get a clear shot to your groin!"
